court

@🤓 Our Flamingo™

21:31

@£0.01 shameful quality Ricky

21:31

@Our Ball™

21:31

@OUR creature feature™

21:31

Dj first

Ok

SILENCE IN THE COURT

21:32

bar dj

21:32

So what happened was me and Hayley and I were fake arguing because haha silly

Our Ball™ started a thread. 02/05/2025 21:32

And when I told her to shut up

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And she said

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‘Make me

’

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Which in context of argument

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Means that she is being agressive and trying to to (fake) provoke me

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21:34

As if we were genuinely arguing

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It would be implying shutting her up by fighting her

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21:34

You can tell she didn’t mean a freaky thing

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21:35

Because it had a

which is the highest level of rage in an emoji

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21:38

Followed by ‘

’ which also would be angry but less agressive ‘

’ which could be the same but COULD also be determined if you squint WHICH even in this context would not be determined to get freaky but determined to win the argument or ‘

’ which implies a more passive agressive tone (edited)

SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE BUT DEIM JUNIOR WATSON

Lord Judge

SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE BUT DEIM JUNIOR WATSON

I got full named

Dj are we finsihed giving your statement?

Lord Judge

Dj are we finsihed giving your statement?

I do

@Our Ball™

21:39

Your next

21:40

in this scenario it might be fair to say that "

" is used in an angered setting. however id like our honourable court of fellows to consider that if you as a person were known as being flirty and were a famous member of the polycule in our friendgroup i would argue that the statements of

"shut up" "make me

"

could be read out of context in a sexual way. like as if Hayley was angry in relation to something of a sexual nature. which is what my right honourable friend @🤓 Our Flamingo™ happened to do. i think we all agree that the sentences in context and after proper justification are not intended to be an inuendo but surely it is understandable for someone to read them out of context and see a sexual nature that perhaps was not intended to be there. especially when it comes from someone who makes as many sexual jokes as Dj does. i would argue that reading subtext is always important and perhaps Flamingo made this mistake after misreading subtext. but this isnt even subtext. it is an easily interpretable version of events which i for one think is entirely understandable version of events for Flamingo and I to see after those messages without any of the previous context. (edited)

21:49

i will now take any questions relating to my statement

@OUR creature feature™ are you part of the polycule?

Our Ball™

i will now take any questions relating to my statement

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you may speak to answer

Ummmmm

You may dicuss in dms with dj over this question

OK I HAVE A ANSWER

Give it to us

I am not apart of the polycule

21:53

Me and Dj are married separately

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Where they have given birth to many of my children (edited)

He

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KYS

He??

WAIT NO SHIT

21:54

PULL UP

21:54

GRRRRARARRARARA

I EDITED IT

marriage documents

21:54

for the court

I EILL SCRAP THE FIUUUUUUUCKKKK OUT OF U PAL

21:55

U STILL DID IT UNC

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Our 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ray™

U STILL DID IT UNC

IM SORRY

21:55

DIE

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

APOLOGISE TO DJ NOW

ITS OKAY

DJ STFU

IK SHE DOESNT MEAN IT

Whips

21:55

Bazinga

Our 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ray™

Whips

Bazinga

IM SORRY DJ

We have established that Hayley has romantic and sexual relations with one Deim Junior

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ORDER IN THE COURT

OUR creature feature™

IM SORRY DJ

Yeah good boy

SHUT THE FUCK UOP

OUR creature feature™

IM SORRY DJ

It’s chill locomotive

Next up: hayley

Shit.

Disorder is only allowed in the case of misgendering

Lord Judge

We have established that Hayley has romantic and sexual relations with one Deim Junior

It’s not sexual or romantic

OKAY

We only got married for tax reasons and Hayley’s empregnates me with snacks

May i suggest letting hayley say this in their statement

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please

21:57

You may dicuss in dms

21:57

what you are saying

21:58

everyone may clarify everything once both hayley and flamingo finish their statements

So should I state the main reason why we're doing this or state that me and dj are only married for tax reasons

Hayley, it may be benefical to appear more confident in your statements

Shit.

Its fine, you may take as long as you need

Ok, my statement is that it wasn't innuendo since me and dj are only married for the tax reasons and so I get free cookies every Saturday.

22:03

And I was using the "

" emoji to show that I'm ready to fight them.

22:03

Not make out with them. (edited)

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WAIT NO

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MISSPELLED

I want my mum.

OUR creature feature™

Not make out with them. (edited)

*not

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@🤓 Our Flamingo™

22:06

figure 1: the prosecutor litterally made my case for me

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post edit

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SHUSH

22:07

figure 2: the other prosecutor is abusive and therefore shouldnt have rights <THIS IS A JOKE ARGUMENT OUTWITH THE CONTEXT OF THE COURT THIS IS NOT MY STANCE I NEED TO MAKE THIS CLEAR>

Figure 3: The first prosecutor i mentioned also is transphobic <JOKE ASWELL ALSO NOT MY STANCE>

HAYLEY SHUT UP

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ITS NOT YOUR TURN

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Sorry.

Its chill dawg

figure four: @Our 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ray™ (the defendant's boyfriend) said that @£0.01 shameful quality Ricky often makes the "'shut up', 'make me'" innuendo, therefore proving that they know that it is an innuendo

Thats a strong point

@Judge am i allowed to call ppl in for evidence

Sure, the hell not

i call upon @Our 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ray™ as evidence: roymond does deejay or does deejay not make the "shut up" "make me" innuendo

22:13

yes or no

22:13

Stop deleting my shit cus that lowk IS annoying

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Im not deleting

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22:15

Could you repeat your statements

I forgor

I plead the fifth

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Oki doki boss

I repeat i plead the fifth

Our 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ray™

I plead the fifth

this isnt the US (or is it)

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No bribes were given

22:15

THE COURT IS PAUSED

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PLEAE

🤓 Our Flamingo™

this isnt the US (or is it)

Courtroom is set in Seattle

Bro why

Were in the space needle rn

TECHINAL DIOFFICULKTIES

What technical difficulties

22:16

Dafuq

the thing that was stopping you from being audible is fixed btw ray

Yeah i realised that

sorry about that

I feel sick tho

it wasnt just you it was Kass and Neve aswell

Ill join back once i spew

oh?

My brain is numb

COURT IS PAUSED WHILE THE PPL ARE ILL

Court stops for no man spewinh

22:17

Keep going

22:17

Ill be back gang

@£0.01 shameful quality Ricky Say your piece

Hayley didnt know what an inuendo was